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X-23 ([personal profile] cutting_edgex23) wrote2016-01-09 09:38 pm

Now it's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea

It is best to have a plan, X thinks, when bringing Deadpool home for a visit.

Introducing him to the Cactus With No Name seems safe enough.

For now.

And then they will go to the ocean.

Undead hordes might attack from there at any time.

Plus it is occasionally very entertaining to annoy Namor.

(Shh.)

But first, cactus!
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Swank," Deadpool says, glancing around her apartment. It's nice, in an understated, semi-girly way. It's a little lacking in empty pizza boxes and obviously personal effects.

He watches her expertly block the escape of a gray tabby cat, mostly by reflex.

He notes the shoes under the coat rack (one pair of fancy men's shoes, far too big for her), and wanders over to stare at her fish tank.

"Does this keep you entertained like, all day?" He taps lightly on the glass.
Edited 2016-01-10 03:21 (UTC)
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool looking sad or thoughtful (Contemplative)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Never had any pets," Deadpool says, absently watching the beta fish charge his finger like it's The Enemy.

"Unless you count Bob."

He's not very cute. Or cuddly.

He squints at her. "You don't meditate upside-down, do you?"
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool with a heart over his head (&hearts!)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
He immediately stops teasing the fish and turns to stare at her instead. "You...named the fish...Logan?"

Deadpool busts up laughing, bending over to slap his knee and wheeze with helpless amusement.
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool with a silly smile you can see through his mask (Goofy smile)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh geez," he manages, before breaking into helpless cackling again. "You're not wrong! Does he know? Tell me he knows."
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I have literally never said this about Wolverine, but that's adorable."

He glances down to see another cat, this one approaching to sniff at his boot.

"I don't recommend that, kitty."
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool clutching his head in despair (Brainfail)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
He does. Many denizens of the wider Marvel Universe would be surprised to see just how careful Deadpool is while scritching this little cat's ears.

So cute!! askwlfhdkh

"You broke my brain with your cuteness," he informs the cat. She purrs, and butts her head against the rough part of his glove.
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"You're the expert here," he says, giving the cat one last pat on the head. "I'll observe!"
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool looking sad or thoughtful (Contemplative)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
By this point, Deadpool is of course, distracted and no longer observing.

He's looking out the window at the neighborhood.

"This is pretty...aggressively normal. I'm not saying I disapprove or nothing. But you really like it here?"
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool doesn't spend a lot of time contemplating his personhood. Which is probably a good thing. No one wants to see him mope around being depressed.

"You actually talk to your neighbors?! I thought that was banned in the Geneva Convention!"

Or maybe he just spends too much time in New York.
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay...that seems fake, but okay."

He shakes his head.

"So what's the plan, Stan?"
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"You like Oliver better? Or maybe you're a Three Stooges girl? Who's on First is a classic though."

Wait, that's not important now!

"You didn't mention motorcycles! I'm sold."
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Not even close to creative enough," he says, following. "Unless it's Curly Joe, and then I'd just have to put you out of everyone's misery..."
Edited 2016-01-10 05:18 (UTC)
littleyellowboxes: Deadpool lounging around (Default)

[personal profile] littleyellowboxes 2016-01-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Let's all hope it's not Namor.

Deadpool is amusing himself by drawing obscene things in the sand with the tip of one of his katanas. And walking backwards so his footprints face the wrong direction.

He signs his masterpiece with a flourish.

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